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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 02:36

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What are some examples of a threat to democracy in India?
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
Why do women consider 80% of men as unattractive?
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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What is the cost of implementing synchronized traffic lights in a mid-sized city?
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why is it rare for someone to despise both the Democrats and Republicans?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What is your opinion about homosexuality? Do you think that it is by nature or a choice?
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids