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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 02:36

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

If my boyfriend watches porn, does it mean he doesn’t think I’m good enough? If I am good enough, why does he still watch? Am I not beautiful enough?

Next, they tried...

So they tried

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What are some examples of a threat to democracy in India?

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No, not a chance

Why do women consider 80% of men as unattractive?

Nuts and Butts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What is the cost of implementing synchronized traffic lights in a mid-sized city?

Everyone loved it.

So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why is it rare for someone to despise both the Democrats and Republicans?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What is your opinion about homosexuality? Do you think that it is by nature or a choice?

share office space ...

Minds and Behinds

Loons and Moons

Why don’t people show patriot Donald Trump the respect he deserves? He’s successful in business, politics, and with the ladies.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Unacceptable again!

What is the experience of wearing a school uniform every day? Do people typically get used to it or dislike it?

Still no good

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why are so many people anti-Trump? People didn't like Obama either, but he was the president, so people didn't do this. What makes Trump different?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

My stepmother has banned me from the family. Can she legally keep me from going to my father's funeral?

Still no good.

No go.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Then came..

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids